Sick of This Crap...

Ya know, I don't think I've ever ranted about my college here, before. It's really funny, because, for the past six months, I've been spending three days a week in that hellhole that they somehow have the nerve to call "Excel College of Further and Higher Education." Or some crap along those lines. Maybe it's just me, but when the dean screws around with your personal life, the lecturer says on a daily basis, "I don't care," when asked to lighten your workload of TWO REPORTS A WEEK, and the whole atmosphere is more one of a prison than a college, it doesn't really reflect well on a learning institution.

Really, I don't have a problem with what I'm learning at all, none whatsoever. What I DO have a problem with, is that the second you step inside that HELL, the staff suddenly decide, "Hey! Your personal life is our playground!" Not that they'd ever admit to a vendetta against two stupid students which is secretly being manipulated from behind the scenes by a malicious parent. What does MY personal life, OUTSIDE your stupid college, have ANYTHING to do with you? Leave me ALONE.

I realize I may not be your best student, I may also not have the best reputation around. But you really think I don't NOTICE when there's a vendetta against me? You think I'm STUPID? What is wrong with you?! Geez, sometimes I think I give adults WAY to much credit. I expect them to be smart, I expect them to know right from wrong, I expect them to stick to their word. Because, HEY ADULTS! Guess what?! Us "immature teenagers" actually know how to do all that! WOW, shocker, huh? Well what is about to follow are the things I want to say to two of the members of staff at the Hellhole, oops, I mean college.

Dear Mr. Dean,
You are a sad, pathetic, useless excuse for a man. You suck at your job. And you're obviously a deeply neurotic and emotionally unstable kind of guy. Heck, your family is practically being held together by your WIFE anyway. You have NO idea how to run your own college, and you make the students there either despise you, loathe you, hate you, or laugh at you. Sure maybe the adult students, that's the market you're catering for isn't it? Maybe they respect you, to a certain extent. Or maybe they pretend to at least. But us kids? You actually have to EARN our trust and respect, etc.

My sincerest wish for you, "sir" is that someday, someone will come and open your eyes and show you that, OMG! The world isn't one big church! And I hope it breaks you. Just like you're trying to break us with your stupid propaganda sessions every morning. I hope it breaks you beyond all repair.
Yours, But only just,
Jared Locke

Dear Ms. Lecturer,
You know, I once thought you weren't like the other adults in the college. I once thought that you had some semblance of memory as to what it's like to be my age. After only about one month back with you? I've learned something, I thought wrong. You are an arrogant, opinionated, and all around nasty piece of work. You disrespect us and degrade us in any way you see fit and expect me to kow tow to you like some scared peasant under the Nazis? Like hell. You see, I may not exactly be your favorite student, and I may not be the one getting distinctions on all the exams unlike your "Angel." However, I'm also not your punching bag, neither am I an outlet for your fantasies about England. So PLEASE do your JOB and start teaching ECONOMICS, instead of going off on everything under the sun during the lecture time. My parent's aren't paying literally THOUSANDS of dollars for me to go to college to listen to an hour of you anecdotes about life in England, or discuss why you think our government is stupid because they put a monopoly on our sugar, or whether you think the "Ant" talks too much or not.

My sincerest wish for YOU Ms. Lecturer. Is that you either get FIRED, or that you actually learn how to shut up. Because frankly? I'm sick of your stupid stories about England. If you like it so much GO BACK. Leave me alone. I'm sure I'd enjoy the place more if you were gone. Mm'kay?
No love whatsoever,
Jared

Okay, well, I think that's enough for today. I feel a little better. Maybe I'll go hit the punching bag in the gym for a bit. I always feel better after that. And NO, I do not have an anger problem. Thanks anyway. I simply resent that adults can spew crap about things that they themselves don't practice.

But Hey,
Life's Like That...And boy am I SICK of it,
Jared