I'm Back!!

Greetings to all my avid readers. I am back in action. The ban has been lifted and I am free to use the PC. Hehe. You gonna be hearong a whole lot of me from now on. I have now given up all hope of ever beating the YinC Blog for the number of posts. First of all, they've had a whole month in which I was inactive to dramatically boost their number of posts. And secondly they have more poster people than I do. I'm all alone here in the big bad world of the Blog wars. Haha. But anyway Is's funny how when I write my Blog I tend to have a wierd mega hyper kind of personality, but when I write stuff like letters or my Diary I'm kinda dark and ominous. Hey! I just had a great thought, what if I'm Schizophrenic (It's correct cause I checked with a dictionary). You know split personality and stuff. you may also have noticed that I cant really be botheredwith paragraphs and stuff right? Yup, definitely not your run-off-the-mill 14 year old. Basically I'm not average. I couldn't agree more, I'm way below average. HEHE. (The HEHE means I'm just kidding, OKAY!?!?!) Oh I almost forgot, it's my birthday in 3 days. You must be thinking how could I forget my own birthday. Right? Well it ain't all that hard when nothing's happening. All my friends are busy with college or couldn't care less. And so I'll probably spend my 14th birthday working on my rather aggravating Maths, and Science. nothing new there. I don't really feel like celebrating my birthday anyway, it just tells you that you've lived another year in this dismal place. I'm showing you readers a new side of me aren't I? Well I did warn you in my description of this Blog that these writings are "the ravings of a deranged 14 year old" did I not? of course I did. It's rather disconcerting isn't it? How I can't shut up when I'm talking to you but if I'm writing it's hard to think of what to type? Yeh. I don't know, I used to have loads of things to say but now I have so many things to just THINK about that I can't think of what to say. Does that make sense? If it doesn't then TOO BAD I DON'T HAVE TO MAKE SENSE, THIS IS MY BLOG AND I'LL DO WHAT I WANT!!!!!! Is that clear? Good, lets continue. So, the other night I was peacefully in my room trying to write a VERY imporatnt letter (which I later tore to pieces becuase it was too depressing to ever be sent) when the doorbell rings. So I'm wondering who the heck it could be and when I open the door it's some short fat chinese guy showing my a court order and telling my that he's come to reposses my car? I'm like "What the heck! I don't own a car!" (I didn't say that, but I was thinking it) then he says, "Are you Simon Locke?" and I'm like "No, I'll go get you my Dad." In the end my Dad handed over the keys and the guy drove off in the car that has served my family very well for the past 2 and 1/2 years, I think. My parents then spoke to me and enlightened my to the fact that God had allowed this to happen because my Dad had disobeyed Him. How, well, at one point, my Dad could have paid cash for the car and apparently that's what God told him to do. But did he listen? Oh no! He took out a loan for the car. and that's how that all happened. My parents are saying it's a valuable lesson, and I think so too. But now I understand why lots of kids join Triads and Gangs and stuff. Just imagine, this guy comes to take your car away, you jump to te phone and the next thing the guy knows he's got a gun to his head and one of you gang brothers is telling him to, "Lay off," because, "If he hurts one of the gang members' fathers' he hurts the gang member, and if he hurts the gang member, he hurts the gang. And the gang don't like being hurt. Undrstand." That would be like so cool. But, *Sigh* God doesn't like it and He's bigger than any Triad I ever heard of. And there ain't many that I've heard of, so you'll just have to take my word for it. So, yeah, that's basically what happened. And my family is now carless. It's rather aggravating, (to put it nicely) to put it not so nicely, it's ****ing irritating, and if I ever see that guy again I'm gonna *** him a new *******!!! Hehe. So that's practically the only interesting thing that's happened in my life lately. Apart from some other personal matters, but those are for the pages of my Diary, not the open precints of Blog. I dunno, sometimes life gives you lemons and you gotta make lemonade, but what if the lemon is is really huge and you cant get through its' skin to cut it? But there I go again, thinking my morbid thoughts which you don't really need to hear. And once again let me remind you, if you're looking for a story full of happiness, romance, goodwill to all men, and a happy ending, please close this page in your browser, 'CAUSE YOU AIN'T GOING TO FIND IT HERE!! Hahaha!!! But seriously though, I can't be serious. Well that's not true, I mean I can but it's more fun not to be. *Deeep Sigh* Oh well, I guess I'll stop bothering you now. HEY!! Wait a minute, the only way you can be reading this is if you want to, so I'm NOT bothering you! You're bothering yourselves!! HAHAHA!!! Well I think this will go down in my Blog history as the longest post ever to be written on my Blog. For now at least. Oh yeah, I almost forgot my classic sign off, man being offline for so long has messed with my head. Okay so I'm gonna leave this space for a nice qoute. After every post I will now put a quote from some famous guy. Ok here goes. Todays Qoutable Qoute is....*Drumroll*. Plato!!! WOOT!!! Ok Plato once said, "Bodily exercise, when compulsory, does no harm to the body; but knowledge which acquired under compulsion obtains no hold on the mind." Which basically means if you force a kid to learn something he won't remember it. HAHA. Remember that you parents! Hehe. Yeah it's hard,
But Hey,
Life's Like That...Sad, but true, very, very, sadly, true.
Jared